Yeah man, now it's all about the new technology: illegal downloads, iPod Touches, evening and weekend calls are free (as long as you pay monthly). Man, you don't have a Sky box? You must be a freak...
Haven't used my CD player in an age and I hate that in a major way. Electronic notepads are all the rage now I hear, I mean Jesus what's wrong with the humble pen and page these days?
Big fast and streamlined status symbols sometimes beckon: you what? Nought-to-sixty in how many seconds? My pedal bike won't ever get that high I don't reckon.
But I'm getting out of here anyway, even if it does take me all day: cuz at least I'm carbon-zero and I don't look like a complete dickhead either eh?
You guys with the plasma TVs ain't got nothin' on me as I cruise my way out of here free.